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    June 26

    第二百三十九集 我係外星人 遇上火星人篇

    又唔知由幾時開始做o既非正式統計,o係堆填區入面,o係自稱係外星人當中,其中有五成,認為自己係火星人;而另外有百分之十五,就認為自己係木星人;而另外更有百分之十,就覺得,自己係銀河系以外星體o既人。
     
    對於呢個現象,我地依然百思不得其解。
     
    我o地,好困惑。
     
    今集故事o既主角,係一名失業多時o既男子;佢o係堆填區裡面,由朝早,一直等到天黑,風雨不改。
    佢,叫做強仔。
     
    強仔,佢日日總會o係呢一條後巷o既角落,o係度來回踱步,好似諗緊一d o野咁,不過,好少人會理佢,亦都無人有興趣理佢。
     
    我o地觀察左佢好耐,而o係呢一日,我地終於走近佢身邊……
     
    記者:「喂,你o係度做緊乜。」
    強仔:「噢,點解……你會見到我……你係咪火星人o既朋友……」
     
    o係強仔o既眼中,o係堆填區入面,就只有外星人……沒有地球人。
     
    強仔:「你睇o下佢個樣!」
    強仔煞有介事咁,突然企起身,用佢o既食指,狠勁地指向左邊,彷彿就係引證緊,火星人o既存在,所言非虛。
     
    強仔:「我好似聽緊佢o係度唱緊《我來自火星》。殊!!」
     
    『人潮像繁星~火星只可似火星~空氣未允許任性~……』
     
    強仔:「係咪呀?」
    相信對於一般人o黎講,係無人明白佢o既思維方式,不過,o係佢自己o既世界入面,就好清楚,自己身處係一個乜野o既處境。
     
    記者:「咁你o係呢度其實係點?你無o野做o架!」
    強仔:「我有,我o係度學火星文。」
     
    強仔o係呢一刻,突然走到o係佢附近o既一堆攤檔,佢o地都係賣緊揮春o既。而呢d o既攤檔o既東主,我o地可以暫且叫住佢地做A、B、C、D及E小姐,而佢o地,同我o地上一集的主角秋姐,都係相識o既。
     
    強仔:「你睇o下呢d火星人,你知唔知佢o地寫緊咩揮春……」
    記者:「喔……咩o黎o架?」
    強仔:「呢d……咪就係火星文囉。呢度先有o架咋……」
     
    我o地o既記者,o係呢一刻,信念,有少少動搖,因為,我o地好似明白一d o野咁,但又講唔出係d乜。
     
    強仔:「其實……我都好想畫o下揮春,過o下日辰,不過,我又怕俾班囂張跋扈o既火星人排擠……我o地……都唔係同類。」
    記者:「你驚o左佢o地?」
    強仔:「少少啦,不過我驚我自己……會寫d比火星人更火星人o既揮春……攪亂檔,到時d火星人o既首領……會好嬲怒,會殺死我。」
     
    強仔一副誠惶誠恐o既表情,再加上無奈o既眼神,感覺上,到處都係發酶o既味道,空氣入面……有好多歎息。
     
    記者:「咁你覺得佢o地係火星人,咁你自己又係咪火星人呀。」

    「總之,我唔係地球人。地球之上,就連風神都可以咁快被纖滅,可想而知,地球……無希望。」強仔拍抬回應。
     
    強仔:「世界太大,火星多怪人,而冥王星咁遠……死o左都唔知咩事;或者,我可能係處身月球之上,做一個……月球上的人。」
     
    o係呢一集,我o地得到一個啟示,就係我o地千祈唔可以視而不見,或者歧視自稱係黎自外星既人。
     
    而下一集,我o地會帶你o地,去睇一睇o黎自哈巴星球o既故事,各位請準時收睇,再會。

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